I didn't say it first.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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“People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.”
-Anonymous

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin

2

Damn Benjamin Franklin to HELL!!!

3

I have a good mind to fuck good ol’ Benjy right up the ass…damn beers is got me all fuckered up…

4

Ben Franklin said it. This is actually the only thing Ben ever did say.