On my way home from Minnesota about a week ago, I stopped for gas just inside the Wisconsin line. I pumped $24 in pay-at-the-pump gas (I was on fumes), and went inside to use the restroom and buy some snackage and a jug of windshield washer fluid. A trainee took my cash, and had to ask the two busily-gabbing ‘senior’ employees a couple of times to get their attention long enough to get the price of the washer fluid. Back outside, I was filling the washer tank when a store employee (one of the gabbers, I assume) came out and walked directly to my truck. I thought, from the grim look on her face, that she believed I had lifted the washer fluid without paying for it (it was kept outside). Ready to haul out the trainee as my alibi, I was going over possible responses in my mind, when she abruptly turned and walked back into the station. Assuming she’d figured things out, I finished up and was on my merry way.
Fast-forward to Saturday. In my mailbox, I had a letter from the Hudson, WI police department. In short, it says someone driving my truck pumped $10 worth of gas and did not pay for it, thereby violating “City Ordinance 187-13, which carries a fine of $284, plus restitution.” Now I normally think of myself as a fairly long-fused guy, and I’m not really angry about this. Resolved is a better word. I mean, everybody makes mistakes. Heck, I once accidentally drove off without paying at a gas station in Missouri. I discovered this when I got home and mailed them a check. They were so shocked when I sent them the money that they gave me some coupons for free stuff at their station! But this employee didn’t casually inquire if I’d forgotten to pay, which would have allowed me to show her my receipt for the gas I did pump. She just surreptitiously took my license plate down and branded me a thief.
So here’s what I plan to do. I’m sure I could handle this by sending a copy of the receipt to the Hudson PD. But they didn’t start this; the Hudson Kwik Trip did. I will call some Hudson civil attorneys today and find out if I have a decent tort case of any kind here. I don’t consider myself a litigious person, but if I threaten, I want to be prepared to carry out the threat. Assuming there is a legal vehicle for remedy, I will contact the Kwik Trip, informing them of the circumstances, their employee’s mistake, and requesting that they contact the Hudson PD and make things right, with a letter to me absolving me of the false charge. My letter will state that should they fail to do so, I will proceed with both the legal action and a letter to the Hudson Star-Observer, the local paper, and the Hudson BBB. Again, I have no idea if the media angle is newsworthy, but you never know; I might catch a slow news day.
Why is this timid boy (over-re)acting so egregiously? It’s easy. Life has been dealing me several swift kicks to the nether regions lately, which I have more or less taken like a doormat. Action–even talking about action–feels much better. Space provided below for those who think I have lost my last marble.