I just came back to say.
IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!
I hope you all realize I’m not pitting the dressing, I’m pitting people who just assume I want it.
This time, my wife’s friend and daughter came over and brought pizza and salad they had bought. She ordered italian. They gave her… RANCH!
Why why why
Marge: I’ll just have a cup of coffee.
Bartender: Beer, it is.
Marge: No, I said “coffee”.
Bartender: “Beer”?
Marge: [slowly] Coff-ee.
Bartender: Be-er?
Marge: C – O –
Bartender: B – E –
Which brings us to the segment where we take reader mail - Here’s one:
Dear Sir;
If you are not going to eat that ranch dressing, can we have it?
Sincerely,
2 billion starving people, worldwide
Sisyphus?
I like ranch - love it - and I voted for Kerry.
So there.
Red french is the best dressing for your basic lettuce and carrots salad.
Ranch is the best dressing for dipping.
Italian dressing is the best for salads that accompany (what else?) italian food.
Bleu cheese dressing is best if you need a vomit inducer.
If you priced how much A-1 steak sauce costs, you’d know why the restaurants don’t leave it out. Seriously. It’s like $5 for one of those little bottles.
This is so timely that I can’t believe it.
