I don't drink water; fish poop in it

Am I being whooshed here, or is your stoichiometer miscalibrated?

Whoopsie, I misread your post - ignore me!

Sharks are fuckers, though. And cephalopods.

Good grief. That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard of for some time. Especially since drinking water is purified on its journey from the reservoir to taps.

Guppies, gambusia, platys and swordtails fuck like hell to mention a few species.

He did say

I can’t even count the guppies in my 55.