I don't get cat psychology.

To my cat, we are also the soft, warm furniture. :slight_smile:

You understand we’re being facetious, right? I know she’s not doing things on purpose to piss me off; I get that she has her own agenda and her own needs and desires. The end result, though, is that sometimes she acts like an asshole by my human standards.

While incorrect, this funny clip plays to the cat-hating crowd.