Excalibur!
WITH the exclamation point.
or Moneybags.
Talullah, Rumer (spelled this way not ‘Rumor’) or Scout …
(The Demi Moore/Bruce Willis offspring).
I especially like Talullah.
Also, Alexis 
Og.
Take the first letter (or two letters if it starts with a vowel) of the street you grew up on, subtract the first letter from the name of your first pet, put the two together, remove the middle two letters, and add “illigan” to the end.
Then tell everyone it’s pronounced “Marie.”
stv
Sideshow.
Katran.
Ti’ana.
Tycho. 
stv’s algorithm gives me “Susferilligan,” which I’m sure just rolls off the tongue when I’ve had a few, and has the added benefit of sounding like a Dr. Seuss character.
There’s a name - Seuss. Pronounce it “Soice,” like the good doctor did himself.
Kebab?
[sub]Damn, I bollxed up the sig… let me have another go…[/sub]
“KEBAB”
Allegheny
Susquehanna
Lycoming
Monongahela
I always wanted to name my kids these, but since I’m not having kids–be the first Englishwoman to celebrate Pennsylvania place names! <g>
Of course, Beeblebrox sounds good too:
Francesca Beeblebrox Smith of Wokingham! I can almost hear the trumpet fanfare…
Thibadeau
Boven
Nanook
Bixby
Lampshade
Oldsmoble
Sprocket
Spatrox
Brillo
Rollo
Oblivion
Azavan Mirra Touilei
You forgot Wiconisco, Octorara, Conewago, Shipoke, Swatara and Conodoguinet!
And Fran gets bonus points if she goes for Wissihickon or Leni Lenape. 
Pablo.
Somewhere west of Laramie, huh? I always loved that ad…
I didn’t want to unload the whole atlas at her in one go. How’s about:
Loyalsock, Juniata, Kittaning, Punxsutawny, Nanticoke, Lehigh, Tsmaqua, Lackawanna, Moosic, Tobyhanna, Tioga, Conestoga, Oscoola, Wyoming, Wyalusing, Shannopin, Mahoning, Neshannock, Nescopeck, Shamokin, Oswayo, Schuylkill, and Shenandoah–not to mention Deer Lick, Black Lick and Two Lick.
Or Intersection and Intercourse.
Yes. YES!
Then I would be able to sing Caldonia to you.
Caldonia!
Caldonia!
What make yo’ big head so hard? Ha!
-or you could be like a former US President and go with
S.
That would be S (no period)
stv
[sirens, whistles and bells]
FINALLY! A broncho-busting, steer-roping girl who knows what I’m talking about!
I’ve been waiting for somebody to pick up on that. . .
[/sirens, whistles, and bells]
And of course, if Frannie doesn’t like any of those names there’s always Nesquahoning, Pinconning or Nanticoke.
Arseberger
Hfuhruhurr
LOL! You know, for years I wanted to find an old Jordan to restore just because of that ad! Way back when I was studying graphic design, we had to bring in examples of ads that we thought were ‘impactful’–I knew immediately that I’d choose that one.
FWIW, my mother was born in Nanticoke.