I don't know what to believe anymore

Factual Questions
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http://www.irobotnow.com/index.php

Is this for real?

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It’s promoting the I Robot movie.

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Ohhhhh. That would explain the trailers that my friend saw in the movies. Thanks!

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And the “3 Laws Safe” bit at the end of it. :wink:

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“Domestic assistant” indeed! The first real 'bots will come from RealDoll, you mark my words.

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EEk. I sure hope not. Those things look scary.

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You think they look scary now, wait until they become sapient, reflect on their lot in life for .04 seconds, and take up arms.

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Which brings us to one of the best Onion articles ever.

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I admit it- it was in with the commercials at my movie theater, and I was trying to figure out what the heck product it was advertising when the ending ‘3 Laws Safe’ came up. I was the only person who laughed in a packed LOTR audience, which I thought was pretty bad.

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Can you tell which IRL computer company they modeled their “commercial” after?

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Apple, obviously.

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Or they might come from the makers of replacement limbs and organs. Just wait a few years, then buy protheses for arms, legs, etc., etc., hook them all together and turn it loose. Teach it to make fake ID and apply for disabled status so it can repeat the process. LITTLE TINI HED NO ROOM FoR BRANE shut up shut up. I’ve been awake for too many horus. Personality… disintegrating…

So, who has more $$$, insurance companies or p0rn consumers?

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Surely they wouldn’t develop an artificial brain? (Or would they, to “cure” brain dead patients? That would be truly sick… :eek: )

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      • Lovely website. Maybe not as great on dial-up, but nice on cable.
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(best SNL commercial ever!)