Feh. Spent too much time looking up the exact quote…
And why the hell can’t I get a t-shirt with the DOOP logo on it?
Zap: Leela, you’re the only woman who ever loved me.
Leela: I never loved you.
Zap: I mean physically.
Zap all the way, man.
Exactly. A Jewish lobster–that is funny.
Of course, Miller reminded me of a good Zapp quote:
Zapp: Perhaps I could paint a fence, service you sexually, or mop the floors?
Leela: You don’t know how to do any of those things!
Zapp: Kiff might!
I beg to differ. Lorenzo was on the “Lorenzo Music Show”. And I prefer Zoidberg.
Combine their respective resumes and still come up WAY short to Mel Blanc.
I suppose you mean a vengeful, hateful god. Because he did give us Freddy Jones and the Nibblonians (I think he’s the one who delivered the line about “and because of that past nastification, you are the only hope to save the universe”), which both rock. But he’s also the man responsible for just about every cloying, high-pitched, gurgling, annoying animal or alien sidekick in every cartoon ever made during my lifetime. If you’re watching a cartoon made after 1971, and there’s a character that annoys the hell out of you, nine times out of ten it’s voiced by Frank Welker. This is, after all, the man who brought us Foofur, Glomer, and Slimer.
I say if you’re looking for the true voiceover god, you go for quality, not quantity.
And to end the hijack and answer the OP: Zoidberg, by far. “Hooray! Now Zoidberg is the popular one!”
Well, the exact quote is:
Nibbler: Verily! And that past nastification is hwat shields you from the brains!
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On one of the S4 commentaries with LaMarche, he was trying to remember if he was in the episode in question (i think it was The Why of Fry), someone remarked he did the voice of The Big Brain…
“Maurice, do the voice of The Brain”
<M.L.>“Pinky, are you pondering what i’m pondering, whoops, wrong brain…”
to answer the OP, Zoidberg to win in Claw-Plawch!
Definitely Dr. Z. He’s got degrees in Murderology and Murderonomy!
I couldn’t choose between them. They have both had some REALLY funny lines. The quotes here have just reminded me HOW funny!
Well, the exact quote is:
Nibbler: Verily! And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains!
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I use this line every time my wife complains about having to clean the litter box:
“The poop eradication is but one aspect of your importance!”
Wow tough call… I love Zap’s confused sexuality in War is the H word but I am in tears when I watch the scene Roswell that ends well where Zoidberg is being autopsied.
Zoidberg: “Come on, lighten up. What is this? A funeral?”
Doctor 1: “Heart”
Zoidberg: “Take! I got four of them.”
Doctor 2: “Stomach content: One deviled egg.”
Zoidberg: “Deviled egg?” sclurps
Doctor 2: “The same deviled egg.”
Zap has better legs (unless you’re hungry).
Wonder how much he got paid for this gig?
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) (voice) … Spock screaming
Anyone else find it great that the race of aliens that Nibbler belongs to are called Nibblonians?
Ah, yes. The little man with the hat. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
Zoidberg.
I love that he’s unbelievably incompetent, but also capable of astounding medical feats. He thinks Fry has more than one mouth. He diagnoses Fry with fin rot. But, he also amputates Fry’s head from a ruined body, successfully grafts it to Amy, heals Fry’s body and reattaches the head. He quickly and successfully reattaches Fry’s arm- he just puts it in the wrong place.
Zoidberg also manages to save the rest of the Planet Express gang from robot Santa.
And has Zap ever written a letter using his own ink? I think not.
I go with the Zapper. On one of the comentaries Billy Zane mentions that his idea of Zapp is to picture James T. Kirk playing William Shatner 
Plus he has some of the best lines:
“If we can hit that bull’s-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards…Checkmate.”
“Leela, you forgot one thing. Rock crushes scissors… But paper covers rock… and scissors cut paper! Kif, we have a conundrum! Bring me a rock… and search them for paper.”
But its the partnership with Kif that makes him great.:
Zapp: ‘Kif, I’m feeling the Captains Itch’
Kiff: (In a tired voice) ‘I’ll get the powder sir!’