I don't need to know about the dog show

The last couple of days, the Associated Press sports wire has contained dog show results. Dog show results! This just doesn’t seem right to me.

To hell with those little Bichons.

  1. Any way you slice it, dog training is not a sport. Even by the loosest of definitions.

  2. Dog shows are stupid. “Good for you, you figured out how to get two dogs to have sex.” I could go into a while mini-rant about the sheer stupidity of dog shows in general.

  3. Hi Opal!

Any way you slice a Bichon you get a mess. I suggest you rotisserie cook them until done. Then slice and serve! Of course, getting em on the spit can be kinda tricky.

And if you think I’m just being gross, what do you think Greek gyros are made out of?

Fifteenth pointless post and counting.