I don't want to give the IRS any money.

So let’s say I’m an artist. My art is composed of found objects and things in nature. So I don’t buy any art supplies. I live in a loft above a gallery (all utilities included), the owner of which sells my work. I live in the loft free of charge, because the owner is my best friend and likes me and the fact that he/she sells my work is secondary to the arrangement. I also have a good friend who is a farmer, who likes me so much he gives me food in exchange for me giving him pieces of my work, as he’s also an art collector.

So I have no need for money. However, when I was a child I got a Social Security card and worked a little job one summer, so I’m on the I.R.S. radar. One day a bored I.R.S. agent decides to check up on me and see why I haven’t paid any federal income tax in the last 25 years. When I describe my situation does the agent say, “Okay, you’re cool.” or “You’re in a heap of trouble boy.”

You’re cool.

Barter below the level of taxable income, which you situation seems to be is not taxed. You have to earn some huge amount, like three thousand dollars in a year before you are even subject to taxes. Even in that case, you get break with the standard deduction.

Now, if you get actual money from anyone, that counts toward the total. If the total goes over the magic number, you have to file, although you probably don’t owe anything. Failure to file is a misdemeanor, but even IRS guys hate spending a week recapturing a thirty cent delinquency. Seven years later, you are home free, unless you actually owed money, in which case they can come in and steal all your assets. Since you have none, that risk is fairly minimal.

Even IRS would have to prove fraud to send you to jail.

Tris

Barter counts as income. Thus…

Tris–OP is describing getting all of his food based on bartering his artwork. I think even for a single guy, you could easily hit the $3k/ yr amount. I’m assuming he’s bartering for clothes and other necessities as well. OP may still be below the threshold for paying taxes, but it’s not a given.

I would like to point that this post is evidence of at least fifteen dollars in cash assets.

Tris

I’m not an accountant or a tax lawyer. Here is what the IRS has to say about the subject:

Opus, casual exchange of favors, such as “I let him live in my loft, cause he is sooooo cool, and anyway, he’s my best friend.” don’t rise to the level of income, since the exchange is not legally conditional.

Bums in the street get meals delivered by charitable organizations. Every time I get a meal delivered it costs me twenty bucks. That doesn’t make it twenty a day in income for the bum. Now, if the exchange is a formalized agreement, it is income. I suppose the farmer in the dell might be making a true barter exchange, if there is some consideration of art for food, each time.

Tris

Links:

hehe…topic 420. Couldn’t help myself…

randwill, how do you replace worn shoes or buy toothpaste?

Is it somewhat appropriate that topic 420 relates to bartering? :dubious:

I have nothing to add except GFactor’s sig line is friggin’ hilarious and I’m thinking seriously about stealing it. :smiley:

Help yourself. It’s how I sign my opinion letters these days, too. :wink:

Not necessarily - the membership could have been paid for by another Doper. It has happened before.

Hint: Look at the name of the user who posted that.

Hehe. So, is there a bartering culture in the pot smoking community?

“Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free.”?

If only the OP’s example could marry both the landlord and the farmer, she/he would be set.

Judging from what others have linked, the rent free situation probably does not have to be reported (as long as your being allowed to live there because your a friend).

If you stopped giving your buddy/landlord art pieces to sell, would he/she kick you out? If so, then that would be an exchange (barter) of goods and services as defined in Gfactor’s links.

Definately, the exchange of art for food seems to be required as reportable. (For both parties.)

obligatory I am not a lawyer/tax agent disclaimer

I suppose the free rent would probably fall under gifts, so the first $10K wouldn’t be taxable in any case.
While I suppose in some places a spare bedroom would cost more than $835, anywhere with nearby farmers wouldn’t have those kind of housing prices.

Move to France. You’ll never have to pay the IRS another nickel.

Just give it to the French, instead.