I, for one, welcome our Robot Ostrich Overlords


My favorite part:

“Inherently Cool” indeed. They’re bringing the video game Joust to life.

Awesome! War in the year 2047: “General! They’ve unleashed the killer robot ostriches! They have laser-beam beaks and vicious razor-edged slashing talons! We’re doomed!”

“Don’t worry, Lieutenant. We’ll just dig a bunch of holes and when they stick their heads in… unleash our killer cyber-buzzards!”

In the video at your link, I saw a guy doing a presentation that featured a robot and speed specs, and I immediately thought of this Jimmy John’s commercial.

And I thought this was gonna be about PETMAN (from the people who brought you BigDog).