I found a Tootsie Roll!

[Astroboy14]

I woulda kept that egg… some opportunity would have popped up!

[Kuboydal]

@Astroboy14

I wanna come live with you! Sounds like your house is cleaner than mine.

Probably not, I just have a very efficient canine lost food recovery system.

[Omegaman]

@Harmonious_Discord

I’ve had Tootsie Rolls so old they were hard enough to shatter when hit on a table.

Sounds like fragmentation ammo for a wrist rocket.

[scout1222]

@Bearflag70

I have a Tootsie Roll in my pocket. It’s magic. If you can get it out of there, you can have it.

Yay!
Oh…wait. :o

[racer72]

@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies

When I was a kid I once found a hidden easter egg in the bible-holder of the pew in front of me. I had gone to church services with a friend and her family after staying the night at her house. It seemed an entertaining novelty compared to my usual Sunday morning ritual of sleeping in, climbing trees, and being a little godless heathen.

Oh…and it was July when I found the hidden easter egg. I was asked to very carefully walk it out of the little church and throw it as far away as I could.

I had a dog that found a 6 month old easter egg. Before I could get it out of her mouth she dropped it on the patio, it hit with a distintive crack. At first I didn’t smell anything then I picked it up. Some of the shell fell off then the stench hit. I quickly tossed it into my neighbors back yard. A few days later he hit it with his lawnmower and thought he ran over some kind of rare stinky mushroom. I didn’t tell him what he really hit.

[Omegaman]

@racer72

I had a dog that found a 6 month old easter egg. Before I could get it out of her mouth she dropped it on the patio, it hit with a distintive crack. At first I didn’t smell anything then I picked it up. Some of the shell fell off then the stench hit. I quickly tossed it into my neighbors back yard. A few days later he hit it with his lawnmower and thought he ran over some kind of rare stinky mushroom. I didn’t tell him what he really hit.

What a fine neighbor you are!

When’s the next time you mow your lawn?

[Dung_Beetle]

I found a peanut butter cup under my desk today. Of course, it had only been there since it fell and bounced off my shoe less than a minute ago. Nom!

@Astroboy14

I’m going to take it home, and give it to my wife. I am a good husband!

I read this yesterday and found it inexplicably hilarious. I thought the giggles would wear off if I gave it some time, but no… still slays me.

[Siam_Sam]

I had completely forgotten about Tootsie Rolls until I saw this thread. Do they still make them?