Alas she won’t notice it till she fixes her last-minute look in the mirror before she goes to work, curses my name and screams for a band-aid.
shrugs
Huh.
Sure do love her, though!
Quasi
I thought this would be like that old folk song: I gave my love a hickey that had no stone…
Lol, Quasi, maybe she’ll sport it with pride, to show that relations don’t HAVE to end just because you get married 
And the link IS to that song, which is exactly what I thought about as well, when I saw the title. Which means Quasi did a great job of titling.
CHeck the link.
Which is also what I though of immediately.
Me too.
I bet she whoops your butt, though, Bill LOL
She can always use that time honored excuse that she tripped and hit her neck on a doorknob. Everybody always believes that. Right?