Several people have been scolded or yelled at regarding flirt threads, myself included. From what I can see we’ve all toned it down drastically or completely so SHUT THE FUCK UP and stop bringing it up in every freakin’ thread like it’s something new.
We get it. You don’t like flirting. **Kythereia ** got yelled at, I got yelled at, Cynical Gabe got yelled at, along with a multitude of others. Those are the ones I can think of off-hand. **Kythereia ** has promised to stop, and I stopped without having to promise. Now **roger thornhill ** has started his pointless Pit thread, the mods are all sulky, and everyone keeps BITCHING like little children. You read more complaints about flirting then flirting these days.
The flirting thread was closed. I don’t know who all participated in there - I know I didn’t - but they make a thread for it to keep it separate and then they close it. Fair enough, I guess, but sometimes it spills over. We’re sorry, damnit.
WE’RE STOPPING. Could you please stop, too? Bastards.
Notice there is no flirting in this post and no fucking smileys. Happy?
I actually don’t think we need to limit the amount of flirting, we just need a rule about the nature of the flirting itself. Here’s what I suggest:
All flirting on the SDMB shall, from this day forth, be done solely with the phrase “wanna fuck?” No smilies are allowed at any point during the flirtation. The only two acceptable replies to flirtation are “yes” or “no”, although if the flirtee is particularly distasteful one may substitute “yuck” for “no”. Contact details may be exchanged in the case of a “yes”.
But… but… there might still be someone out there [sub]flirting![/sub] They must be stopped! After all, I don’t like flirting! Therefore, no one else should do it, either! Ever! Anywhere! What if I’m in MPSIMS, and I see a flirt thread? What, you think I can just not click on it? Ha! What sort of super-human do you think I am? No, I have to open the thread and read it! All of it! All of your dirty, dirty flirting! You think Jesus doesn’t know that you’re flirting? Well he does, and it makes him cry. And not just Baby Jesus, but the grown up one, too! Both of them! You’re making two Jesuses cry! And one of them is a full grown man! How can you live with yourself? You know what internet flirting leads to? internet dancing, that’s what! And then some charismatic kid comes to the board from out of town, and starts teaching my daughter to dance, and I have to over-act in the most abominable fashion! Do you want that on your conscience? Huh? You want to end up only one degree away from Kevin Bacon? I think not, Anaamika!
I. Think. Not.
Or, to put it another way, some people on the boards are whiney bitches. Ignore them. They do not matter. Flirt your heart out, if that’s your thing. If anyone has a problem with it, that’s their problem, not yours.
I was going to post something about this being a whoosh, or take it seriously and point out all of the treads where people have asked for advice, and received it or asked for sympathy and received it or shared grief or a rant and had the support of the boards. But rather than do that, I think that I will say Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you
I for one take great pleasure in watching Anaamika & Kythereia talk up a good game. I secretly await the thread where the two of the throw decency to the wind and out-flirt each other in a duel to the…er…whatever the ultimate outcome would be.
You catch on fast, sir. I had the longest period where I thought it was about a community interested in factual information and intelligent discussion. I wonder if somebody has started a board like that somewhere.
I knew a guy once who hung out in bars and introduced himself to girls thusly. He said he got slapped or the equivalent nine times out of ten, but scored one in ten, and saved himself an immense amount of time that way!
For flirting, you have to ask a specific poster if they want to fuck. However, you can also start a thread saying you’ll fuck anyone, but only if you’re willing to fuck anyone. You also have to update the thread with who you fucked, and what sort of noises they made during.
Really? I bumped into him (or his clone) back in the day. He, too, thought it was a great line, and congratulated hisself to his friends after I’d turned him down. As I left I suggested that if he was having that difficult of a time getting laid, he might take up masterbation and leave the nice people alone. a bar tender friend of mine told me I shoulda told the management and he’d have been tossed.
So is that why you haven’t been flirting with me? :mad:
And what’s all this Anaamika hearts Kythereia crap anyways?
When did you stop being my bi-les-internet gal?
And if someone wants to yell at me for a lil’ internet flirting…well, right on my crack is where they can lay it.
