I give to you: Bikini Masterpiece Theater

Okay, folks, you HAVE to go here.

A bunch of not-so-well-read chicks reading Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, and Checkov. Truly, truly a hilarious sight to behold.

(Our favorite thus far is the chick reading Checkov–her final line: “Something is uh-wrong,” said so Valley-girl-like, HAS to become my next alert sound for my computer.)

GAH! THEY’RE RUBBING OFF ON ME!

CHEKHOV! CHEKHOV!

Seems some of them have trouble with reading aloud. Being that I’m a Reading Specialist by occupation, I should probably help them.

Naaah, they should have to suffer some way for having such nice figures!
:wink:

I liked the two girls doing “The Brothers Karamazov”:

“He led a Monistat life.”

I’m all in favor of…um…culture. Yeah, that’s it. Culture. Big … 38D … blonde … culture.

The one reading Othello cracked me up. She had no idea what it meant.

On a side note, Sakura appeared in a production of Romeo and Juliet, and she played the messenger who delivers the invitation to the Capulet’s party. Since the messenger is an illiterate dimwit, she played it Valley Girl (it was an updated production, quite good for high school, BTW). She was hilarious!

And no, you won’t be seeing her on this site. She’s a pretty and shapely gal, but she could actually bring the meaning out in a reading, so nya-a-ah!