Epic.
…and if that sixth shot of whiskey won’t get the taste out of your mouth, nothing will.
Few people here make me laugh, but that was fantastic. I salute you.
Giraffe winz this week’s Internets.
And considering the large numbers who remain blowjobless, any news of blowjob creation is positive for the economy. Just let’s not forget to pass some relief legislation for those who have gone more than 99 weeks without a blowjob.
Speaking of getting handjobs, even they’re harder to get in Obamerica. NSFW, as should be hinted by the fact it’s linked to in a post that mentions handjobs, but not porn.
Congratulations, but remember, getting the blowjob is only the first step. Now you must think hard and long about your blowjob, and proactively assess how you can best be assured of retaining it and getting other, better blowjobs in the future. With the right approach, hard work and dedication, you will find that your blowjob will be rewarding throughout your life, leading you to better and better blowjobs from firms that really go all the way for employees, in short, firms that swallow!
I’m hiring. The job sucks, though.
Brilliant.
fill us clueless in..
I may as well. Liberal, who hasn’t posted here lately (that I’ve noticed–I’m not posting like I used to, either) got into some shit with me (over religious/atheistic stuff) a fw years back and in a snit offered me $500 if I would agree to cease posting here. I unexpectedly agreed, and then proceeded to ask that the money be sent to me, after which I would forego my posting privileges. He demanded that I stop posting first (for two years) after which he would see that I got paid. We squabbled over terms for a while here (link to page where agreement was made, though you probably need to read the whole trainwreck of a thread to get the full flavor), and I eventually received the money. I donated most of it to Obama’s campaign, as it happened, and I was amused to withhold for a while that information from Lib, who was a big Obama supporter, because I thought he would get some satisfaction out if it. Eventually, he found some virtues in me, and I in him, and he graciously allowed me to “keep” the money (long since spent, as explained) but to resume posting here, which I did.
It was a pretty funny crack from Giraffe but you kinda had to have a long memory to get the joke.
And now you know the rest of the story.
Not really, just a memory for spectacular blowouts. I wasn’t even here when it happened (or I missed it) and I knew all about it. Of course, I do seek out trainwrecks.
Well I hope it was worth it.
Because I would not want to go to my grave knowing that I had once boasted about getting a blowjob on the internet. Even in jest, for giggles, parody, whatever.
You cannot unring a bell. Congratulations on out laming 12yr old boys looking to get laid, even they would know this was too lame for words. Shiver.
Someone’s jealous.
I also think someone is getting massively whooshed.
And I have to give Giraffe’s quip its proper respect - well-played, sir. 