It had been a while, I had made plenty of applications during that time, but nothing quite worked out. I got the same old excuses (“Sorry, we found a more qualified applicant,” “You weren’t the right fit in our organization,” “We decided to shut down the search temporarily,” etc.) but I finally got an offer, which I promptly and gratefully accepted. Now I feel my life is back on track once again.
Just thought I’d share.
…selling vacuum cleaners?
You told me you wouldn’t tell anyone! I HATE YOU!
-Joe!
No, clearing leaves off of lawns, silly.
Congrats, PRR.
. . . as a leaf blower?
An appreciable percentage of them do. Congrats, nevertheless.
Bill, is that you?
Although really, I just wanted to get in behind another El something.
Then you have my permission to rearrange my letters.
You blew it.
Finally spent Liberal’s $500, eh? 
I realize I’m easily confused but … why’s this in The Pit?
Win.
My wag is that it’s mocking all the “I got a job!” threads in MPSIMS.
Either that or there were teeth involved.
Do you get paid per hour, or is it piece work?
:smack: Man I’m dense…
No no no, to get a job, you give a blowjob.
Great, another job I won’t get.
I thought parody threads require links. Or does that not count when you’re mocking a trend?
I wanted to whine and point out hair-splitting nitpicks about how the OP didn’t follow the rules. I wanted to make snarky comments to vindicate clicking on a not-really-salacious topic because I’m oh so so so so SO mad that I got fooled. I was also jealous because I thought somebody got a blowjob AND I DIDN’T and I wanted to experience a vicarious thrill.
But it turns out I didn’t give a shit.
I, on the other hand, was just burning with shit-giving. I can’t help it, it’s a curse, that makes me do shameful, shameful things with making light jabs at a fairly poor attempt at humor.
It’s a curse, I tell you.