I got a floater in my eye?

I’ve had floaters my whole life. Since I was a kid. They used to freak me out a lot when I was a kid. What’s this? Creepy oogy things in my eye? They must be bacteria. So how come I can see them close up and they’re totally in focus? 'Cause nothing else that close up is ever in focus. Let alone microscopic organisms visible with the naked eye. Something’s weird about those creepy things. Something just ain’t right.

I got so used to them I quit noticing them long ago. But I just checked, and yeah, they’re still there.