I got a message from President Trump!

[cochrane]

… And he wants to send me $2,000,000.

I am PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, and I am writing to inform you about your Bank Check Draft brought back by the United Embassy from the government of Benin Republic in the white house Washington DC been mandated to be deliver to your home address once you reconfirm it with the one we have here with us to avoid wrong delivery of your check draft

Two million united states dollars $2,000,000,00usd that was assigned to be delivered to your humble home address by Honorable president Donald Trump the president of this great country this week by a delivery agent MR Jackson Perez

Also reconfirm your details for the check delivery by filling the form below and send it immediately for verification and for prompt collection of your fund.

Fill The Form Below:

1. Full Names :
2. Residential Address :
3. Mobile Number:
4. Fax Number :
5. Occupation :
6. Sex :
7. Age :
8. Nationality :
9. Country :

FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR DELIVERY TEXT ONLY ON [number redacted]

Accept my hearty congratulation again!

Yours Sincerely,
DONALD JOHN TRUMP
PRESIDENT U.S.A
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, United States

I’m guessing it’s not real, because Trump wouldn’t use Gmail. It smells like a variation on the Nigerian scam. But who couldn’t use a couple of million dollars? I’m just amused they’re using Trump’s name to send their spam.

Make America Great Again!

[Malleus_Incus_Stapes]

Yet somehow, so fitting.

[Gatopescado]

He told me I should grab more Pussy.

[Count_Blucher]

@cochrane

It smells like a variation on the Nigerian scam.

I hear it’s YU-uuuge.
#Sad

[kayaker]

He’s a scammer, delete the email pronto!!!

[cochrane]

@kayaker

He’s a scammer, delete the email pronto!!!

I’m surprised he didn’t want my bank routing number and checking account number. Should I give those to him, too? He’s the President, after all. If you can’t trust the President, who can you trust?

[Spiderman]

@cochrane

I’m guessing it’s not real, because Trump wouldn’t use Gmail.

I’m sure it’s legit as he still uses his Twitter account instead of the Presidential one.

@cochrane

I’m surprised he didn’t want my bank routing number and checking account number. Should I give those to him, too? He’s the President, after all. If you can’t trust the President, who can you trust?

PM them to be me…just to be safe.

[CheshireKat]

Melania wrote me:

I am Mrs:Melania Trump.
i discovered of which worth the sum of $15.5million dollars.

on behalf of my husband my love my sweet heart his Excellency Donald J.Trump
to use this medium inform you that the funds which is the total sum of $15.5million dollars is to be delivered to your home address today.

the only thing you will do is send your home address and your current cell
phone number including your nearest airport and I will send some of my assistance to deliver the funds to you the only certificate involved in this is eccowas clearance paper which cost only $100.

get back for the info and where you can send the $100 to in order for you to
receive your funds atm master card.

[Daffyd]

Oh come on… that English is way better than Trump’s English… I think he had Donald Jr. write it.

[cochrane]

@Daffyd

Oh come on… that English is way better than Trump’s English… I think he had Donald Jr. write it.

He has Trump’s ego, though.

“Honorable president Donald Trump the president of this great country.”

[Count_Blucher]

@Daffyd

Oh come on… that English is way better than Trump’s English… I think he had Donald Jr. write it.

I’ll believe that when I see the hair-grease-stained finger prints…

[mlees]

@CheshireKat

Melania wrote me:
<snip>on behalf of my husband my love my sweet heart his Excellency Donald J.Trump <snip>

“His Excellency”?

[DrumBum]

I thought Pres. Trump communicated via tweets. Gotta be fake news.