Wow, that’s almost exactly how my parents met. The different bit being, of course, instead of driving off my mother jumped out of the car immediately to check to see if she’d just accidentally murdered someone. He was unhurt, but furious, and the bike was wounded a bit. They exchanged information, so she could pay for repairs, so they met again and he apologized for swearing and asked her out. Been together 34 years so far.
So, sometimes these things have happy endings. I’m sorry you didn’t get either justice or a date out of it OP, but at least you’re only slightly dinged up and that’s nothing to sneeze at.