Allegedly, due to the hurricane, Wells Fargo needs me to go to some website and check in with them.
I don’t have a Wells Fargo account . . . and I live west of the Rockies.
Well, that didn’t take terribly long.
How was the English in the letter? Standard US English, or Nigerian English?
I really think we, as a society, need to establish a face-punching line. People who deserve it can spend their entire day waiting and standing, like at the DMV, and when they reach the front, they get punched in the face. These guys can go first.
No, wait… they can go* last.*
Huh. I thought the lineup was for the people who want to do the punching. 
Nah. Just bring back the stocks. Complete with rotten fruits and veggies.
I love it! You move up several spaces on my internet best friends list for this.
Ask them if it is still available and that you want to be considered their favored customer. Tell them that you are a marine biologist with no phone and intermittant internet and you can only fund your bank account with paypal.
We got Hurricane Sandy phishing messages on Monday morning, about ten hours before the storm hit land.