I know this was meant as sarcasm, but that’s not true! Except for on Fourth Street (where you’ll also get hit on by illegal whores)!
If you ever have a chance again, check out some of the natural wonders of the world - they’re worth a peek. But yeah, stay away from Reno, no natural wonders there, just casinos and whores.
I did something similar to this a couple years ago—in my case, I went to the UK for a month. Still wasn’t long enough, but boy, was it ever a good time. I got to meet some of the UK Dopers, too. In fact, my very first day in the UK, I was in London, and the local Dopers took me on a pub crawl.
You are never, ever going to forget this experience, and it will likely become one of your most treasured memories. My trip certainly was for me!