I got Serious Wood!

That’s right. Serious Wood

It’s long, it’s hard, it’s straight. Do you want to touch it, or are you afraid?

Don’t be afraid, I know what I’m doing.

I know the horses were impressed when I showed them my wood. They were a little scared, too.

When you see this much wood, and it’s this hard and firm, you know something’s getting nailed.

Is this your first time?

That’s right, I’ll show you. Just spread your legs, and hold it like that. Oh yeah. Hold it tight because we’re going to jam it into that moist dirty hole. Hard! All the way to the bottom. Hold it! Hold it tight! Don’t move! It’s perfect! Oh yeah that’s so good.

Now let me get the cement, and pour it in. There we go.

We’ll have this horse shed up in no time.

I guess this is what I get for looking at this thread…
:smiley:

Goodness knows, you can’t build anything with silly wood…

You guys are just jealous. I’ll be screwing and drilling all weekend long.

No, but if you smack someone with it (glares at Scylla), it creates a neat impression of their face…

LOL - like “silly putty”?

Now I am stuck with the concept of silly or flippant wood for the next little while - cute and funny! :slight_smile:

Good luck with the serious wood, Scylla

I thought this meant you were getting into an affair with Yahoo Serious.

All that screwing and drilling and erecting with the horses watching? Ewwwww.

Don’t forget to use protection.

A good waterproof sealant should do the trick.

horses and seals and ants?? Oh my!

Hold your wood still, Scylla - I’ll go get the circular saw.

Man this thread reminded me of Vampire$.

After Jack Crow beats up the priest he says.

“I’ve got a question for you Father. Back there when I was beating your ass, did you get some wood? Comeon you can tell me, you did didn’t you?”

Damn, I thought this was a thread about Serious Sam. Well, now I know what I’ll be playing when I get home…

As any timber framer knows, you don’t need to do any screwing or nailing to get a proper erection from your wood. All you need is a strong pair of hands and a good, sturdy tool.

Don’t forget to wear protection.

A splinter can really ruin your day and it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Who wrote that book?

Your puny wood is nothing when compared to my tool.

16” saw blade
4 ¾” depth of cut
3 ¾” max. depth of cut at 45°
3000/4000/5000 rpm
3 ¾” scoring blade
60 ¼” x 27 ½” table size
33” table height
15.3/4” x 125 ¾” sliding table size
125 ¾” stroke
54 ¼” cutting width right side
7 ½ hp motor
12’ X 24’ floor space needed

I’m boasting! :smiley:

Vampire$ was written by John Steakley. It was the made into a movie in 1998 by John Carpenter.

Vampire$ was written by John Steakley. It was made into a movie in 1998 by John Carpenter.

That’s knotty Dude.

Give the man a 2x4 and he thinks he’s a stud.