I got spammed by Skynet: My penis is too small for the machines

That’s right. I got spammed by Skynet, and it’s trying to sell me penis enlargement patches. I’m not sure of the machines’ strategy in this, but it involves freebies, because I can “0rder 3 month$ of Peni$ Enl@rge Patch and rece1ve l free.” Oh, yeah! The ‘lil T-800 is gonna be a sweatin’ when he sees my big gun!