I got this email from Amazon today:

Our dog has gained significant weight. Coincidentally, we don’t see squirrels in our trees anymore.

They spent the winter roosting in my garden.

You’re doing better than us. We got a cat to scare away the pests, and still found a mouse nesting in the utility room. You had one job, cat…

I order lots of junk. My favorite thing is the emails telling me my " convertible, toy, decor, trendy, clip-on, fun for all ages, ornamental" trinket has arrived.

I’m always surprised what it is.

Wow! What kind of damage does the other end of the squirrel, the opening with teeth cause??? :astonished_face:

Yup, just ask Mark Rober