I went shopping after work in St Louis Park, MN, which has a store called Opitz. It’s all great designer stuff marked down to just barely within my price range. Sometimes I find awesome things, and today I got a dark purple corduroy Ralph Lauren jacket for fall for $11. Oh, happiness! I get into my car! It doesn’t start!
Now, I’m getting married in 17 days. I can’t afford my car not starting. And it’s not even that it’s sputtering or starting and dying, it’s making not a bit of noise as it clicks all the way to the right. To my mind, my car is shot and I am screwed. I call my fiance. He says, “Oh, no! Oh, no! Wait, don’t you have AAA?”
Yes, I do. I call AAA and they promise a service vehicle in the next 45 minutes. And she says cheerfully, “Sounds like you’ll need a tow!” Ha ha! Yes, it does!
So then I call my boss and sort of hyperventilate at her about how I’m going to have to be late tomorrow because I work at 6:30 in the morning and buses in the Minneapolis metro don’t really get into full swing until about 7am. She’s cool, but I’m freaking out a bit. I’m hoping it won’t cost more than $500 to fix. Because that’s All I Have. Anything more and no wedding. I contemplate calling my mom, but she’s the only person I know whose mind goes further to worst case scenario than mine, so I decide to wait until later when I know the damage so I can sob at her.
The AAA guy arrives. It was only 15 minutes after I’d gotten off the phone, so that’s something. It was really hot today so I’m sure I looked red and crazed, but he was really nice. I open the hood and show him how it makes no noise. He says, “Your headlights are nice and bright so the battery is working. That’s bad.” Oh, god, no wedding.
He gets in the front seat of the car and says that he might have a few tricks. I am buoyed a bit by his confidence. Then he says, “I don’t know if I should tell you this.”
“What, what???”
“You’re going to be embarrassed.”
“Wait, what?”
“It’s in reverse,” he says, shifts it to park, and starts the car.
So my $55 a year for AAA was worth every penny for this year. I could have hugged that AAA guy. And, phew, I get to get married after all!