I guess I knew it'd be gross but...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, toasted coconut. Can I smell your hands?

Yep, the way to get em is to clap your hands right over them. I keep my hands cupped so as not to splatter bug goo all over them. I like to do it lightly as well, then shake my hands while I do a comic little dance. This buggers them up real good. Then I throw the little bastard as hard as I can at a wall or table. Effectively stunned, the little annoyance can then be disposed up with the bottom of the shoe.

They are actually quite easy to catch in mid-air. Just figure out where it’s going to be by the time your hand gets there. I get 'em bout 60% of the time. So far my attempts with chopsticks have been remarkably unsuccessful.

Holy Crap!!! Gunslinger finally recommended a method of destruction other than Napalm.
Wow, I am impressed!!! Did you finally decide to have a little variety in your arsenal?