I had something fly in my ear and proceed to take a deep walk once. We were in Tennessee or somewhere down there delivering livestock (this was a long-lost lifetime ago).
I did not acquit myself well. Nothing like feeling something crawling around in your head, and having no-one believe you that it’s happening. Lots of water rinsing and head shaking.
To make matters worse, the next morning, I went out to watch the sunrise (because you don’t sleep with a fucking bug crawling around in your head) over this lake we were staying at, and this big fuzzy spider came creeping towards me. Well, I stomped that Pronto! But that wasn’t Fuzz. It was a million baby spiders that all took off in all directions. I was tap dancing like Gregory Hines to kill those Mother Fuckers!
The Natural World is a Horror Show.