Neighbor up the road is trying to make a living making and selling black powder rifles and accoutrements. Yesterday he threw a party for friends, relatives and neighbors, a ‘grand opening’ of sorts for his new set up.
After dark we started setting off the fireworks - all $1200 worth of them. Mike made a run to Wisconsin and picked up $800 worth, but it was a 2 for 1 deal and “only” cost him $400. Then his uncle brought out HIS box of things-that-go-boom…Wow. We’re talking professional-grade, blow-your-hand-off, call-the-cops type stuff, folks. Good thing Mike lives in the middle of nowhere. I’ll never look at a bottle rocket in the same light EVER again, especially not after lighting off something with a fuse the size of a small rope
After spending four freakin’ hours (never thought I’d get tired of fireworks - we’d finish a box, look around, and someone had brought out yet ANOTHER one) lighting fuses, burning hands, and saying “Look out!!” we finally exhausted the show and went out to his firing range with three black powder rifles, which I had never used before.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
More fun than the fireworks. A lot of work, though… First you measure the powder and pour it down the barrel. Then you grease a small wad, center it over the barrel, center the slug over the wad, and ram 'er in. Next you prime it - pull the hammer back one click (ever hear the phrase half-cocked?), put a small amount of primer under the flint (attached to the hammer), pull the strikeplate back, cock the gun fully, aim, and pull the trigger. Every 8-10 shots you have to clean the damn thing - so much powder stays in the barrel you can’t ram the slug down anymore. I still can’t believe they used to fight wars with those things.
Best part? I managed to hit something with each of the three rifles out there Had the best luck with a .58…bore? caliber? Whichever. The .50 Mike had just made was a sweet-looking rifle, but the barrel was toooooo long for me - couldn’t hold it steady enough. And the other guy had a factory-made something that was REALLY pretty - brass fittings and etc. Only shot that one a couple of times. I was standing, unfortunately, to his right, and his gun gave off a LOT of shrapnel when he fired. Good thing it was wet and rainy last night or I’d have no hair left - would’ve burned off.
How much fun did I have? Well, I finally hung it up shortly after 5 a.m.
I wanna do it again