There is only one answer…
Amazon Pantry.
Actually, there are many answers. Many supermarket chains have home delivery, although there may be a small fee (five bucks or so). Perhaps the OP could order the bulky stuff like the bottled water and juice once a month and otherwise walk to the market for the rest of his needs.
Or he can take a taxicab/Uber to the market. I see plenty of people doing that.
Maybe the OP is more familiar with a backpack?
Uber became illegal in philly on saturday
Surely there are still taxicabs in Philadelphia?
Yea, but they’re too small so you have to take a lot of them.
No one here wants to get in a taxi because Uber was so much cheaper
Can you take a horse and buggy?
Not the main source of transportation in Philly since the 1800’s
Yeah Drunky, get with the times man!
Found the OP’s problem. He’s reading the Dope in Braille.
I used to be with the times. But the times have changed man.
Women working outside the home and having opinions.
Non-whites demanding to not be slaves.
The Kardashians.
What happened man? What happened?
and what year are you stuck in?
It all started when they went from burlap bags to paper. America stalled because they couldn’t carry as much fertilizer back to the farm, thus the Great Depression.
I know I would never do that until they have a stable release. It just sounds too buggy.
I think there are some Escalade taxis in Philly/Camden area that can take care of that.
Also, to contribute to the following solution:
…as well as those big plastic bags stuffed full of generic (I think) wheat puffs(?)
(unfortunately - there’s a problem with them being way too big for those darned small bags again…Well, as long as your new reusable bag will be large enough to contain said cocoa fruity puffs so that you so don’t have to bother with the pain of having to get multiple reusable bags if they end up being too small, especially if you get 35-pound x-mas turkeys…er wait…too heavy - scrap that)
anyway, other light items - bulk saffron, alfalfa sprouts, maybe there’s a cotton candy vendor posted at one of the aisle ends.
Threads, of course, the powder would be way too dense.
I just peed a little.
gigi, who took her cart blocks to the bus, carried it on the bus for miles, shopped, and rode the bus back with the full cart and walked it home. Clearly a nutball.
He’ll demand the pizza be cut into four pieces because he can’t eat eight.
I am going to guess that most of what cg16 eats is derp-fried.