I had to change my way of food shopping because of the new small bags

He could get freeze-dried derp. Easier to schlep home in little bags.

Sure, you say that, but the last time I tried to take my motorcycle onto the bus the driver yelled at me!

He eats while watching two half hour programs, because a one hour program is too long.

little ass-bags in particular.

“Uphill both ways! And if I wanted to whine, I had to go BACK to the store to make sure I had a blanket thick enough to use for smoke signals! Either that, or open a window and scream my fucking head off!”

I’ll get off of your lawn now.

If you want to look like a fuckhead that your business !