I hate advertisers who cry wolf!

:smiley: For ten dollars, I’ll tell you how many kids your pappy had.

Would you want your baby to drink this…Similac baby formula?

I only wish I could have been there, well out of spray range. This story has made my morning happier.

I’ll see your New Orleans and raise you a Beijing. I was there with my dad when a little kid squirted a dollop of polish onto his shoe without asking as he was walking down the street and offered to polish it off for a small fee.

Lysol pisses me off, largely because germophobia is one of my pet peeves, and every single ad they do is aimed at making germophobes more germophobic.

Of course, in general, I loathe all ads anywhere and everywhere. Can’t stand them.