[QUOTE=Little Plastic Ninja]
For five dollars, I’ll tell you where you got those shoes. 
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For ten dollars, I’ll tell you how many kids your pappy had.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Your baby is DEAD!
Dead serious about baby safety products, that is.
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Would you want your baby to drink this…Similac baby formula?
[QUOTE=silver1]
Back in the day before the salesbots got wise(r), or at least before they even asked you if you wanted a schnozz full of scent, I was ambushed and spritzed with the latest eau de crapulence by one such salesbot while trying to slink unscathed through the cosmetics department out into the more clean-air (such as it were) oriented part of one of the local malls.
Seeing as how I really and truly am well allergic to perfumes and such, I promptly teared up and sneezed directly. in.salesbot’s.face. A big one, too. The look of utter horror on her previously smug, serene face was one of the bigger joys I’ve had.
Aaaah, instant karma.
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I only wish I could have been there, well out of spray range. This story has made my morning happier.
[QUOTE=PoorYorick]
Now, if this guy makes you mad, you should hang around the French Quarter in New Orleans. Those guys are masters.
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I’ll see your New Orleans and raise you a Beijing. I was there with my dad when a little kid squirted a dollop of polish onto his shoe without asking as he was walking down the street and offered to polish it off for a small fee.
Lysol pisses me off, largely because germophobia is one of my pet peeves, and every single ad they do is aimed at making germophobes more germophobic.
Of course, in general, I loathe all ads anywhere and everywhere. Can’t stand them.