Can’t stand Albertson’s.  I went there twice, I think.  Once because I’d never been there and it was the closest place for me to cash a check, once because my roommate wanted to try it out.
Eeugh.
I don’t know what it is about that place, but it’s echhy inside.  I think it might be the cheap-looking beige decor.  Usually beige is a nice way of making things look classy, but this was like stapling frat boys to the walls.  It was laid out weirdly, the salesfolk were all mindless little nitwits…
HEB is the best ever.  Cheap, efficient, friendly.  And then they have the special HEBs!  Central Market, how I love thee, oh land of foreign food, organic produce, ten kinds of grapes, a big stand of sugarcane, an entire kosher section (Kosher hotdogs = bliss), dinner-for-two-in-a-box…
The lines aren’t always great, but if there’s more than four people in one, it’s a marvel.  It’s probably also the last Friday of the month, 6:00 pm on the dot, at the Riverside/Pleasant Valley location.
Only gripe:  They close off the cosmetics/fluffy girl stuff section at 9 pm every night.  And at any other time of day, you have to buy the stuff at the cosmetics register, which never, ever, EVER has anyone standing by it.  You have to stand there and tap a foot and look at your watch until someone runs over, giving you the Look Of Death because you interrupted her flirting with the stock boy.
That and they run out of Arizona Green Tea sometimes.  But their HEB brand generic colas are superiffic.