I walk down to the bank today and find they won’t deposit the check made out to me and my roommate without both our signatures and driver’s licenses. Because clearly the realtors didn’t want us to have our deposit unless we both held hands while cashing the check. You’ll let non-account holding illegal immigrants cash a check with a fake ID and a thumbprint, but no such luck for me.
This is the last in a long string of fucking stupid little things that piss me off.
I want to close my account, but I want to open a new account at another bank, but they’re all fucking closed, because it’s after 3 o clock. 3pm. They’re all open 9-3pm. Who the hell are their customers? Drug dealers? Prostitutes? Who the hell has a job that allows them to bank from 9-3? 9-3, except on Friday, when they’re on til 6, so those fools who work 9-5pm every day have a whole hour to hurry up and drive to the bank and wait in line behind everyone else. If everyone does their business on Friday afternoons, why bother even being open the rest of the week?
Yeah yeah, transactions after 2 won’t be processed until the next day, after 2 on Friday won’t be processed til Monday - ignoring the stupidity of this, I don’t really give a shit. If I was living hand to mouth and I needed my paycheck NOW instead of 9 o clock am tomorrow, I wouldn’t deposit it in the fucking bank.
RGH. That’s it. Next stop, First National Mattress.