I hate Canada. Who's with me?

The BBQ Pit
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Actually, 18 in Manitoba. WhooHoo!

What’d be the point in having the longest unguarded frontier if you couldn’t take a jab at one another now and again?

The only question I have is if no other country in the world is as good as the United Stakes of Asparagus, how come you guys travel to other countries for vacations? As much as I love being a Canadian living in Canada (even though I hold dual Canada/US citizenship) I could spend several vacations in a row visiting different parts of the US. Especially Texas, it’s so quintessentially American (oops, UnitedStaesian).

Z

abusus non tolit usus

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its 20 in iceland…

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Yeah, bjorn, your right. We really should think about getting rid of the draft. Thanks for the suggestion. We’ll get right on it.

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Either 19 or 18, depending on the province. I’m given to understand that 18y.o. residents of Ottawa frequently troop across the bridge to Hull, Quebec, to party.

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The part where you natter about Canadians throwing fits when you use the word “American”. We don’t.

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Jealous, furlong boy?

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bjOrn:

You do know that the U.S. has not had military conscription for nearly 25 years. right?

Tom~

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Ah, OK. You threw me with that bit about what you call the land mass between Canada and Mexico.

Maybe you personally don’t, Matt, but I’ve sure heard it from some of your compatriots.

Never regret what seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Just so you can see more clearly let me just point out that Canadians are just unarmed Americans with health care.
And everyone here in Canada knows that ‘Americans’ live in the ‘Excited States’.

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[[Jealous, furlong boy?]] Matt

Ha! I gets 20 rods to the hogshead and I likes it that way!

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Ah, t’es con, ciboire! How many Americans speak French as their first language? Hostie d’tabernacle…

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Canada is geographically beautiful. If it just weren’t for their pudding headed liberal views.

But you do have to love teh votes on succession and the battles with the natives over land. Better than any US TV show.

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you betcha Mr.Z, Guess you guys’d just shoot 'em all, huh? After all, it’s in the constitution.

Mmmm, I love pudding…

Z

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Yes, Zoony, our constitution clearly states “…the right to bear arms as an organized militia but only for the purposes of blowing away native americans, canadians and anyone else you don’t happen to like.”

That is why murder is legal in the US.

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Now that I think about it, I never saw anything in the Constitution that said it was illegal.

It’s all starting to come together…

Z

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You mean I can just start Shooting people?

WOOO HOOO! Canada Ho! Armed American Comin’ through!

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I don’t care about this swearing in English in the pit, but swearing in French!?!

And to get back to the original topic, it seems Jahender doesn’t have as many supporters as Contestant # 3 does.

“Proud to be Canadian”
Alex

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All of us, of course. We’re just not supposed to let the goldanged furriners find out about it. We also all speak Portugeuse, Russian and Swahili. And none of us know a word of English. Everything’s dubbed.

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Okay, so I overreacted. It’s just that when I was a wee lad, my mum told me that hate is a very strong word. So when I hear it I tend to get a little jumpy. So repeat after me,
“I have some unresolved issues with Canada which awaken insecurities from deep within my heart. Most of these insecurities center on my inability to pay for a vital knee operation I had in the late 1970s, and my inability to sing the chorus to “Mmm mmm mmm” by the Crash Test Dummies in the correct octave.”

That wasn’t so hard, was it?

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Short and succinct

United States

Richard Nixon-Criminal
Bill Clinton-Perverted Criminal
Agent Orange-It won’t hurt honest
Jerry Falwell-Extolled Extortionist
Jerry Springer-Idolized Epitomy Embracer Of
American Ideology
Jerry Mathers-The Beaver
Charles Manson-Cult Hero
Dieppe-Let’s sacrifice Canadians to keep the
Russians happy
WW2-Let’s get involved now that it’s simple
to win and take ALL the glory
Battle of Wounded Knee-Let’s go kill some
redskin women and children to show the
world how courageous we are.
Sports-If ya can’t beat em…cheat
Constitution-Supports the right to bear arms
and permit the needless slaughter of
children
Vietnam…We belonged there …i think…but
maybe not…it was a police action…no a
drug party…no…a shooting gallery…no…
protecting the world from communism…no
oh I don’t know…let’s just go shoot some
geeks cuz they’re different from us.
Etcetera…ad naseum
Canada
The True North Strong and Free
Sports-Wayne Gretzky
Politics-The less politcians politic…the
better the country
Economics-We have what everyone wants…simple
Constitution-We support the right to arm
bears
Music…bare naked ladies, tragically hip
Stompin Tom…ha
Ambition-Complacency…the spice of life
Etc…Etc…Etc