I’ll guess hypospadias.
ok,OK,OK!
I do not have sexual compulsions, or a STD, or Peyronie’s disease, or hypospadias nor do I have a piercing. FORGET everything I said about myself. I was trying to be funny, but it seems to have clouded the question I asked.:smack: Which I will restate.
What do doctors do for men who lose their penis due to disease or injury? KellyM is the only one to answer the question so far. Does anyone else have anything more to add?
Thank You & Good night:D 
…I was looking for an extra penis, myself.
I’m happy to pay for postage and handling.
Redboss
Yeah I can see the advantages of an extra one. Attaching it to your forehead would be kind of neat too. It would give new meaning to the term ‘horny’. That being said, isn’t paying for handling illegal in 49 states and all provinces ?
Not to mention the term ‘Dickhead’ 
It would however, lend enormous creedence to the assertion made by many females concerning exactly what we men DO think with.
Cartooniverse
PATIENT CLAIMS, “MY PANTS FIT ME LIKE A GLOVE”
There once was a man from Rangoul
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
“You stole all my wealth
And you ruined my health
And now you won’t pee
You old fool!”
The only thing I don’t like about my penis is that wet spot you get when you get close to the G/F. What can be done about this (except for the obvious answer of not being close to the G/F). Sorry probably should of started a new post on this subject but thought this would be a good place to add to the " I hate my penis"deal (hate is a strong word in my case).
Don’t worry Purple, that happens to a lot of men; try to think about football or monster trucks.
So, let me guess…you were vacuuming in the nude and…
I hope it’s not as uggo as this one! (Pre-cosmetic surgery).
Maybe the pain is from the “legendary” candirú fish and it swam downstream from your worst nightmare right into your urethra.
[Al Pacino in “Scent of a Woman”]
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