Bingo.:smack:
I would put in in the Fiction boxes.
And I went through them.
All of them.
Plus Non-Fiction.
And Graphic Novels.
All I found was a sleepless night.:mad::smack:
Next time you find it, lock it in a safe.
'Course, then you’re liable to lose the safe with the book inside. So make the safe something that can’t be lost, like in a bank.
Then, when you get an order for the book, go to the safe with a book box and money for postage, put the book in the box, and take the book in the box to a shipping center such as the UPS store.
Just hope that the book doesn’t go missing during transit.
When you find it this time, put it in a safe deposit box or wall safe or something. Then post to this thread saying where you put it. Just say enough so that you’ll find it when you need it.
“In my safe deposit box at XYZ Bank”.
“On top of the refrigerator”.
“In my underwear drawer”.
“In my lawyer’s safe”.
Put it somewhere separate, like, where you always check. (A drawer in your dresser, or something like that.)
Decide on an exact location, get a tattoo.
Good idea - tattoos!
Start with one on your left hand that says, “Remember Sammy Jankis”
…of the entire contents of the book.
I hate this one damned trick!
Hey, you want believable - that’s believable. Bradbury’s bullshit about some guy sitting down and memorizing The Brothers Karamazov, that’s wizards and unicorns. And Heinlein? Don’t get him started.
I always wanted to start a social group called Socks Without Partners.
You would just be hosed.
Argh! I’ll bet we get a string of sock jokes now.
I feel positively nauseous! You win! I hope.
A pair of pants in the dryer … one pant out … the rest of the day fared no better.
Darn it!
Dead? Good Lord, no. I see him at Readercon every year. In fact, he has a booth in the huckster’s room, and is always at the Kaffeeklatcshes.
Or maybe there isn’t one in there.
That’s why I posted the Dead Or Alive song in post 11