I had to google hat sizes, seems I wear between 7 5/8 to 7 3/4. People have always told me I’m smart. My son has a small head and he’s a dickhead so their may be a correlation there.
I thought it was:
“Mommy,mommy! All the kids at school make fun of my big head!! They call me a fathead!”
“There, there…it’s not that big. Why don’t we make an apple pie for dinner and you can have a treat? Go down to the corner and buy us a dozen apples.”
“How will I carry them home?”
“Use your hat.”
Seinfeld - Elaine’s giant freak head
