A frequent travel companion:
a) has never had an “on the books” job;
b) seldom carries luggage or appropriate ID;
c) is likely to display excitement and agitation when approached by officers;
d) doesn’t speak English;
e) is non-white;
f) under 25; and
f) is distantly related to a family associated with known Columbian heroin smugglers.
Am I likely to be pulled over?
(See http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/02/01/drug.pups/index.html )
Why have you not been strip-searched yet?
:eek:
Oh come on, it’d be easy to mistake them for terrierists.
This place has gone to the dogs.
When your companion travels, does he leave a little poodle on the ground?
I’ll say shun all airports, if I were you.
What, this is heading for the Pit? Bull!
Am I likely to be pulled over?
well…
if you lie down with dogs
I think the OP should setter down a bit. There’s no reason to believe the cops are going to hound your friend. Unless maybe you happen to be German, shepherds don’t recieve any more scrutiny than the usual mutts who travel frequently. Don’t take my word for it, though; I suggest consulting with one of the legal beagles that hangs around here first.
He sounds pretty sharp; a real top dog. But these are all good pointers to avoid trouble.
Just in case, you should put him in the diplomatic pooch.
No probs. It’s the Colombians you’ve got to watch out for. 
This is the kind of hazard that you have to expect when some drug lord makes you his bitch.
Sailboat