Does anyone want some sacks? I have a great quantity of sacks.
The amount of sacks I have is starting to be a problem.
I thought about offering sacks to people off the street, but that might not be a good idea.
What should I do?
Now if you could get together with someone who has a lot of violins…
Oh, sacks.
I thought you had socks.
Or secks.
I’d love to have some sacks, but they’re probably fairly expensive to transport. I expect I shall remain sackless.
I thought the typical number was one sack for men, none for women.
If you took them for a jog, would that be ransacked?
Get some cats, kits, wives, and the hell out of St. Ives?
Or put an ad on Craigslist.
So many people are getting sacked lately, I doubt they’d be interested in your sacks. Perhaps there’s a charity that would take them?
I prefer baritone sax to tenor sax, but I’m not really a reed person at all. Brass, more.
What type of sacks do you have? Some people prefer one variety of sacks to others.
Buncha sacks fiends!
Though if the sacks were made of brass, and they played music that caused you to dance vigourously, you would be getting down to brass sacks.
The food closet I donate to often asks for clean grocery sacks. Perhaps there’s one near you?
Yeah but lots of people are bisacksual!
If you give away a sack, then later take it from from them, did you just backsack?
I don’t really need any more sacks. I could use some drugs and rock ‘n’ roll, though.
I only have plastic sacks. Are you saying there are different sects of sacks?
What do I do about the dirty grocery sacks?
Oh, I love dirty sacks. Ordinary sacks can get boring, but dirty, crazy sacks never get old.
A bunch of sacks?
(What a time to be celibate!!!)
Dirty sacks?
Just put on a good blues CD and enjoy it! 
Seriously, when I used to get plastic bags, I used them for packing material whenever I sent a parcel. They are lightweight and if you use enough of them, they will cushion items almost as well as bubble wrap.
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