Maybe so, but for all the others- “psst- you’re not funny. I know you think your* bon mot* is juuust hilarious, but it ain’t.”
Geez, DrDeth, someone piss in your cheerios this morning? Lighten up and laugh a little.
I’d love to… now find me something funny, dammit! 
You’re the one making assumptions here.
(my bolding).
So stepping on a nail will get me a new pet cat? Cool, let me run an experiment …
Well that was disappointing. And … ow!
And yet, I’ve encountered real-life levels of oblivion that are just jaw-dropping.
Once on a construction site we hired a shady guy to haul off some brush and wood. Halfway through the job, we notice he’s limping, he sits down to rest a minute, and asks for a drink. No problem, the boss kept water on site (it was summer). Anyhow, as he’s drinking he mentions his leg is bothering him. He rolls up his pant leg, revealing that most of his shin has suffered a third degree burn. The burned flesh had turned grey, parts were cracked and oozing blood and/or serum, the edges blistered and leaking fluids. Said he got it via a welding accident. “Do you think I should see a doctor about this? It doesn’t hurt. Well, the blisters do but the other part doesn’t. Do you think it’s serious?”
:smack::smack::smack:
Yes, we told him, see a doctor. Like NOW.
When the boss came back we told him about the injured guy, he took a look, called the guy a cab and handed the cabbie $20 to get him off the jobsite and to an urgent care center.
About six weeks later the guy shows up asking for his pay (he had left before getting it). Sure, no problem. Said he had spent two weeks in the hospital on IV antibiotics, surgical debridement, etc.
If you did get a cat, it would just play with the nail.
Can babby be formed when I have a metal nail now entered in foot?
You have to get nailed in a different place.
Rex Ryan’s wife would beg to differ.
OP if you are still around, get the tetanus shot. Tetanus is a terrible way to die.
The Doctor walks into the exam room.
He sees the patient, bottoms up, before him.
The doctor comments,
“you need a new ass, this one is broken, it’s got a hole in it.”
Serious question. The OP says he/she “put spirits and pressed by thread.” What does he/she mean by “pressed by thread?”
Perhaps the OP cannot distinguish a nail from a screw?
Well, he could pivot. In fact he probably could call all the basketballers he knows and teach a course on pivoting. What he shouldn’t teach… the jump shot.
Now, let’s not be hasty here…it might cause cancer…the OP didn’t say what the nail is made out of. He could be running around with a sharp piece of uranium sticking out of his foot for all we know…
When was your last tetanus booster?
What kind of cancer do you have?
Two penny.
Oh my god!
is it danger…?