I have a question for Bigfoot naysayers.

First of all, there is no “undiscovered mountain country” in North America. While there are regions sufficiently remote that they are visited only by a few hunters, hikers, or researchers a year, the extend of surveying, exploring, and zoological research has pretty much assured that any novel mammalian species yet unfound must be a) small, b) localized, and c) easily confused with an adjacent known species. As I write in this [thread=395683]old thread[/thread]:*If one were to posit that any major species–say, Homo sapiens–suddenly, and without any precursor evolved from a much smaller, proto-hominid ape without any record of intermediate forms, then yes, there would be a substantial reason to doubt the veracity of that claim. There is, and I repeat, no fossil or residual evidence of any large, bipedal hominid in the Americas which uses plantigrade locomotion and is quite apparently derived from family Hominini. None whatsoever.

Furthermore, for such a species to exist historically, it should have been in competition with the Black Bear (Ursus americanus), and judging by their retiring behavior, in roughly the same numbers. We have a vast amount of evidence of the manifesetly extant Black Bear in record, but yet absolutely none of the sasquatch. And to claim that a large, upright mammal–as large and massive as the largest mammals in the Americas, short of mastadons and mammoths–still exists but remains completely hidden to even determined, if amaturish, searches and incidential evidence is an extraordinary claim, requiring equivilent evidence. Muddy, improperly cast, and often deliberately faked footprints are evidence of nothing but the willingness of people to be led by their own preconceptions. Any creature that lacks sufficient stealth to leave footprints should be easily tracked by an experienced outdoorsman. Any large herbivorous mammal is going to leave regular evidence of its existance (tracks, spoor, consumed or damaged follage). Marlon Perkins (who did join Hillary on one of his treks to find traces of the Yeti in the Himalayas) would have had that sucker on film and chasing it around with a helicopter like a lioness circling a herd of wildebeasts.

Either we have to believe that the best naturalists, zoologists, paleontologists, trackers, hunters, enthusiasts, et cetera have all collectively failed to find more than a few footprints and some fur that allegedly “can’t be identified as any known animal” (can’t be identified by whom? using what methods?) 'cause it’s so incredibly stealthy, or it doesn’t bloody exists. Lord of Occam’s razor tells us that the solution that requires fewer leaps of logic or evidence is likely to be the correct one, and I see no reason why that principle shouldn’t apply here.*

and further down:*Furthermore, there is significant question about the biomechanics of such a creature. A quick perusal online gives estimates of Bigfoot range from 300 lbs to over 2000 lbs, and heights from >6ft all the way up to 12 feet. The upper end of the scale is almost certainly untenable for a biped, certainly one derived from hominids; the hip and leg structure of a hominid simply can’t be scaled up to support that kind of weight. The lower end of the range–say, about 8ft in height and around 500 lbs–is biomechically the limit for plantigrade bipedalism without a major restructuring of the basic anatomy of a hominid.

Then there’s the evolutionary impetus for achieving such height. Even if we dispense with the issue of a lack of fossil record, there’s no explaination for a biped to have developed to such an extrema of height. Unlike, say, the giraffe–whose extended neck and accompanying phenotypical features–originally come from pressure to get leaves on the relatively sparse savanah plains of southern Africa (though the sexual dimorphism suggests that subsequent factors came into play), a primate in North America would have no conceivable reason to develop such height, especially one allegedly as intelligent as the sasquatch. A shorter, stalkier body might make sense in terms of warding off the large mammalian predators of the previous era, but that comes back to a creature more alike a gorilla or bear than an upright biped.

And the supposition that “they bury their dead”? Seriously? While there are examples of some of the more intelligent mammals performing apparent “burial” rituals (covering a body with loose sticks or rocks), there is no precident in the whole of zoology, save for the “advanced” members of Homo–modern humans, Neanderthals, perhaps Heidelberg Man (Homo heidelbergensis), for regular burial of deceased members. To assert that an entire species directly unrelated to genus Homo has developed social traditions and advanced tool-making ability sufficient to cause said species to conduct effective and undiscovered burials without a single shred of physical evidence is an absurd breach of reason. If they are advanced tool-makers, we should expect to see occasional incidence of lost or broken tools, scaled to their size and (presumed) strength. If they aren’t advanced tool-makers, they can’t be constructing the kind of underground vaults hypothesized to explain the lack of skeletal remains.

All of this is naught, though; the fact that this is an allegedly extant species but has never been reliably documented, tracked, or indentified on a heavily populated and industrialized land mass is an extraordinary claim. Before asserting that it is “likely” that Bigfoot/sasquatch/the Swamp Ape exists, you ought to have at least some small amount of credible evidence (beyond tufts of hair and murky photographs). And if you’re going to claim that they’re tool users, I bloody well want to see at least some primative tools.*

The manifest and complete lack of verifiable evidence for an apparently widespread population of unknown primate-like creatures is a pretty solid argument for the lack of validity of the claim. On the other hand, the American Black Bear (Ursus americanus) can be large, stand upright, smells bad, and is generally retiring, i.e. it fits most of the requirements for a “Sasquatch” without actually being one. My guess is that most sincere but credulous observations of Bigfoot are actually bears whose size and locomotion are exaggerated.

Stranger

:confused: Well, acting on the premise that nothing is truly discovered until a Westerner sees it, I have to say the orang-utan was still never mythical, because Western sailors reaching Borneo saw them pretty early on and did not have to take the natives’ word for it. I’ve never heard of them being mythical myself, but if they were, possibly it was among the folks back in the West who had heard highly embellished stories from returning sailors.

The Yeti MAY officially exist. At least, I know of at least one local police report in Nepal blaming a Yeti for some dastardly crime in recent years.

That turned out to be David Crosby.

Well, is it Three wolverines or is it FOUR wolverines?
This is as big a difference as the difference between Zero and One Bigfoots.
We need to know.

:smiley:

There is one reason I find the existence of Bigfoot or such a similar animal to be doubtful - the proliferation of cell-phone cameras. Everybody takes a cell phone into the wilderness with them these days, and a high percentage of them have digital still cameras and even video cameras built into them. Forty or fifty years ago, it was a big deal to lug a movie camera around. Now it is no big deal to pull your cell phone camera out and whip off a few minutes of video. If Bigfoot existed, there would be a higher chance of catching one on video. You could undoubtedly upload the video to YouTube before you even got home. But so far, no credible photographic evidence of one exists yet, even with the higher percentage of capturing an image of one.

You’re killin’ me here…

Three full-time residents and one transient.

I caught the :smiley: there, but just for the record:

Four wolverines is 33.3% more than three wolverines.

One bigfoot is X% more than zero bigfeets.

X is definitely not 33.3% :wink:

<SLAPS Attack from the 3rd dimension with a Wet Furred Trout>

I was going with 4-3 = 1 and 1-0=1, but hey, percentages never hurt.

I think we’ve raised an even more important question between the two of us. Assuming there are any of them, and that there are more than one, are they bigFOOTS, or are they bigFEET?

The more correct term is “sasquatch”; for the plural, I propose “sasquatchewan”.

There’s a correct term for something that in all probability doesn’t exist?

Who is it, precisely, who determines what term is “more correct” in cases like this? Do we even know if a sasquatch and a bigfoot are the same thing, given that nobody’s ever seen either one of them?

I’m going with “bigfeets,” myself.

Bigsfoot.

Ultimately, there’s no real “mystery” about Bigfoot sightings that can’t be attributed to ordinary eyewitness unreliability. It’s common knowledge among naturalists that size estimates of animals in the wild are prone to exaggeration-- “the fish that got away” is always larger. The legend of “Bigfoot” is clearly based on exaggerated sightings of perfectly ordinary North American skunk apes. The extreme hairiness, the odor, the lust for human women: all these are well-known skunk ape characteristics. It seems obvious that people encountering skunk apes in the wild exaggerated the creature’s size, resulting in stories of a mythical “giant” primate. The footprints are clearly the work of hoaxers: skunk apes just don’t get that big.

Yes, and that term is “bullshit.” :smiley:

Not really - in fact, I think you’re drawing a false analogy here. If the discovery of a hitherto unknown species of dolphin makes bigfoot more plausible, then why not Nessie, unicorns, basilisks, sea serpents and everything else too?

I don’t see a connection with the discovery of a new species of dolphin, frankly. Yes, it’s possible that we can discover new species all the time: beetles, fish, birds, insects, spiders, arthropods, shellfish, and so on.

Human-sized megafauna living a few miles from a populated area? I doubt it; too much about the Bigfoot is a paradox, or a series of them:

It is a very large creature, which cannot be found.

It leaves clear footprints, because it is big and heavy; but it is stealthy and cannot be tracked.

It is covered with fur, but no fur has ever been found and positively matched.

It has a strong odor, but dogs cannot track it.

It is seen hundreds of times, but the descriptions rarely match.

It is primitive and unclothed and carries no tools; but it is cunning and it buries its dead in concealed tombs where we cannot find them.

It is a primate, living in a land without wild fruit.

It is a real animal, but it is nevertheless necessary to hoax evidence of its existence to prove it exists.

Something doesn’t add up.

Why not? We have a standard spelling for “Dragon”.

Really? I thought that video was proven to have some merit. Not that I trust the [del]Hitler[/del] History Channel to be an authoritative source on… well… anything, but on Monster Quest they tried to get an athlete to reproduce the motions made by the bigfoot and he just couldn’t move that way, and the film analysts couldn’t find any signs of doctoring. Not saying I don’t believe you, just saying it conflicts with what I’ve seen (I don’t even need a link unless you want to provide one, just an “oh, yeah, it was done by some high profile analyst dude in 1997” if you care to).