I have decided to become an atheist (hypothetical)

I didn’t solve anything. I just pointed out that there’s no “mystery” here to solve; you haven’t specified any. And “Goddidit” doesn’t solve mysteries anyway; it just means that people shove the mystery onto God and claim that you can’t figure him out.

“To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today”
“It seems to me that God is a convenient invention of the human mind”
“I am an atheist, out and out. It took me a long time to say it. I’ve been an atheist for years and years, but somehow I felt it was intellectually unrespectable to say one was an atheist, because it assumed knowledge that one didn’t have. Somehow, it was better to say one was a humanist or an agnostic. I finally decided that I’m a creature of emotion as well as of reason. Emotionally, I am an atheist. I don’t have the evidence to prove that God doesn’t exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn’t that I don’t want to waste my time.”
-Isaac Asimov

This strikes me as a willful misreading of my question, which is simple enough. I’ll break it down:

Does God exist, in some manner independent of the beliefs of theists?
Does (or did) Zeus exist, in some manner independent of the beliefs of worshippers?

If the answers to the above questions are different, why?

Yes

No

Because Zeus is a particular conception of God. God wears masks that are comfortable for the culture he is facing to comprehend.

So there is God the ruler of the universe, and then there are gods, the cultural accretions used to describe God. God is not a name, it is a placeholder for a vast intelligence beyond our comprehension. More of a title, really.

Doesn’t the first (or second, depending on tradition) commandment specifically address this, commanding followers to have no other gods before God? Is God commanding followers away from God?

If it’s beyond our comprehension, how can we believe people who claim to have comprehended or communed or communicated with it?

I see it more as moving from a smaller and more limited god to a larger one. Sort of a levelling up.

Well clearly, YOU can’t believe them. Talking to God however doesn’t mean one comprhends his full nature, only that, “hey that’s God, I better do what he says because he is significantly more powerful than I can fathom.”

Do you know the concept of a ‘gloss’? The screen you put over top of something that you can’t quite comprehend? You create a sort of chimera out of the bits you thought you understood? Well it’s sort of like that. You choose to assume that those bits of the chimera are unrelated and therefore toss God out. I assume that they are incomplete and just think that I am looking through a fuzzy lens.

What “bits” are you referring to?

The bits that you work at trying to comprehend. Trying to define what God is for someone, you work at making models, but mostly those models are taken from things you comprehend and put over top of it. A gloss.

I’m sorry, have I given you the impression I was trying to define God for you or anyone else? I thought I was asking you to define God.

Do you have any other “bits” in mind?

I don’t ‘define’ God, God defines me. If God is greater than the natural world, then all possible descriptions within natural terms are insignificant to describe God.

Are you really surprised that an atheist doesn’t buy into this? I’m left surprised that anyone would.

No I’m not surprised at all. It’s generally a conceit of atheists to think that there is something incomprehensible about atheism.

Kwai Chang Caine, is that you?

And saying that God’s larger than the natural world is defining him.

And you are doing exactly what I said would happen; saying that God is beyond comprehension. If that’s so, then you shouldn’t talk about him, and shouldn’t pretend that God is a solution to whatever unspecified mystery you were talking about.

It’s amazing, and amusing, how God’s comprehensibility rises or falls, depending on if the believer is trying to shut down opposition or use God as a justification. God wants this, God hates that - but ask questions and it’s “Oh, no, he’s beyond our understanding.”

So it is. You’re right.

Why shouldn’t I talk about him? What unspecified mystery was I talking about before that I shouldn’t pretend God is a solution to?

It’s funny how you think that my views on God take your opinion of their validity into account.

He can’t be proven. He can’t be disproven. He can’t be described. His origin is unknowable. His purpose is unknowable. We can’t find any evidence of his existence.
What the hell is there to talk about?

Like who ? I’ve never heard a single atheist say that.

You shouldn’t bother talking about him if he’s supposedly so incomprehensible, because if he is there isn’t much to be said about him, or much to be gained by talking about him.

As for which mystery, how should I know ? You are the one who’s refused to explain yourself.

I think that the supposed incomprehensibility of God is generally nothing but a rhetorical tool, not something actually believed by most of the people who say so. If you are like most people who make such claims, then yes, my and other’s opinions are the whole point. And it’s not like you haven’t made plenty of claims about God in the past; you do seem to believe in selective comprehensibility, at the least.

That statement has no basis. You’re offering something that you freely admit is incomprehensible, yet claim it’s the fault of the person who doesn’t accept it.

Nah, it’s more of a fallback position. It’s a genuine part of the belief system, part of the dogma as it were.

“…you do seem to believe in selective comprehensibility…”

Part of the mystery!

More seriously, these perspectives might be understood as a form of doublethink. Or, within the OP’s framework, if the threat of hell motivates moral behavior, it shouldn’t have much problem spurring on rhetorical positioning.
Disclaimer: I haven’t read pages 2-7 of this thread. But there’s a genuine puzzle here. I would think that there would be ample evidence that belief in infinite torture in the afterlife would encourage people to dot all i’s and cross all t’s. But that doesn’t seem to be the case. Even if you believe the atheists’ contention that morality springs from evolution, one would think that threats of eyeball gouging (over and over again) would provide additional incentive for proper behavior. Yet how many heed Christ’s call for humility, charity and treating all others as one’s siblings? Instead we get legalisms and get out of jail free cards, despite His admonishments against exactly this sort of approach to morality. Again, it’s odd.

So even if you hypothetically became an antheist, you would still be a theist?