I have discovered the investing strategy to end all investing strategies

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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And it’s only four steps!

  1. Read old newspapers.
  2. Go back in time.
  3. Buy low.
  4. Sell high.

I just need to figure out how to get the damn time machine.

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Here’s what you need to get started. Now you just need to find a crazy old scientist.

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“Here’s the plan: we find out where they keep the band candy, and we steal it!”
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