Looks like it was moved to IMHO:
But you have to wonder, did Colibri violate a mod instruction by stating that there was no factual answer within the thread?
It’s two different characters.
ATMB thread in the offering. The exponential growth spawned by the original thread is grotesquely frightening…just like goblins!
:::shudder:::
Ah, I see. I thought you were talking about yourself, personally.
eta: maybe you still are…
Since they are normally not visible to humans, I’d recommend saving some of that strong alcohol for oneself.
That market is flooded with excess supply. Stick to something more mainstream.
Over in this thread, Dio was accused of having trolls in his pants. Any takers for sorting that out?
No, I think he likes the added bulge.
Don’t know how to fix that one. But at least I now know why his post always left a bad taste in my mouth…
Why did you have your mouth on his pants? 
And back to the crux of the the thread, I’m glad the linked thread got moved. And Nilbog is goblin spelled backwards. I’m disappointed no one went after the Troll 2 reference.
- Get bigger pants.
- Put cats down them.
- You now have goblin-free pants. Profit! Hi, Opal.
Win.
Epic win.
Well, I was trying (in vain as usual) to get to the meat of the matter. But instead all I came up was goblin flavored and opinionated hot air.
You’re not supposed to suck, you’re supposed to blow.
[sub]Or is it the other way around?[/sub]
As I said…Windex (though that seems to be a Greek thing…in my family the cure all from my grandmother was Clorox). Dump some Windex or Clorox down your pants and goblins OR crabs will flee in panic. It’s good for sore throats and congestion too, as well as cleaning your engine or fixing your computer. It will also make your breath smell sweet and cure rheumatism…
-XT
If your from the hood its Robotusin…aka Tusin.
White folks from the 60s? Mercurachrome…
Rural resident? Cod liver oil…
Hippie? Extract of Hemp…
If you live on the Chalk, liniment.
Oh, I see. You’re all a druid once the class is cool, but back in the days of forced True Neutral alignments and can’t-raise-your-level-unless-other-druids-in-the-hierarchy-die, you opt out.
Buncha crap if you ask me.
Anyway, I’d like to see what evidence the OP has about his pants goblins. I blame underpants gnomes.
Svirfneblins and goblins have been battling for stpauler’s “deep roads” for some time, I imagine.
Sorry, thought my atheism was well-known (given my username) and that ghosts and such would be lumped along with that. Didn’t think I needed to put all the disclaimers and such, but I should have known people would take it seriously and tell me that ghosts aren’t real. Thanks. Got something to tell me about Jesus? Because I haven’t heard about him or The Word either.
At any rate, if you read further down you’ll see that I posted it drunk. I probably would’ve made the effort to post the disclaimers otherwise. Guess I’m not as famous around here as I previously believed… 