In light of your recent thread critiquing bad male pube styling decisions, it seems that Gaudere’s Law can be applied to crotch shaving.
I respectfully disagree on both counts.
Different strokes for different … gender non-specific folks. 
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Your boyfriend will like your new look…next thing, surprise him by wearing a thong swimsuit…you can’t wear one without being shaved.
BING BING BING! We have a winner!
While I have no heartburn with hair down there, it’s a little more pleasant to go down there if there’s not some sort of crotch afro going on.
One thing… if you’re going to shave it, do it pretty often. That sandpapery action after a few days is pretty damn awful if a certain male part pops out and rubs across that.
Mebbe so, I don’t really mind either way. But if there’s an afro, please make sure you’ve got the evidence of your activities cleaned up before you talk to your friends. I knew a guy in the Army that would spend about half his mornings at breakfast in the mess hall picking pubic hairs out of his teeth.
I agree on the sandpaper thing – Pinky should not have a 5 o’clock shadow. Either bare, neatly trimmed or full out fro, but no stubble. Wait until you’ve got a week or so between your sexual encounters to let it grow out.
It’s the holiday season, so tell him you had a moment of generosity and gave it to the guy with the bucket and the bell in front of the grocery store.
If you haven’t seen him for more than two weeks, there’s no way it’s going to keep him from having sex.
Hey, it was meant to be an even trim job - which I approved of in my pube thread - but there was a mishap, and I had to go all the way.
Try to be optimistic. Showing him you’re suddenly hairless could lead to three hours of sex.
Am I the only one who thinks there might be a subtext?
Maybe this wasn’t an accident.
Maybe you are telling yourself that you are too young to get married, or feel like you are not yet ready to commit.
This is a very subtle act of self-mutilization.
Well, DMark, but as Freud said (sorta): Sometimes a shave is just a shave.
Oh, and “self-mutilation” is an interesting choice to use to describe the removal of body hair. Do you use the same term to describe all those guys who mutilate their faces by shaving off the hair on it?
Damn, I wasn’t aware I was into “self mutilation”.
Damn, bup, you were right. We definately had sex. I think it might’ve measured on the Richter scale. Very, very nice. Don’t think it had anything to do with my new 'do, though.
Maybe, but hell, if self mutilization is going to lead to wild, nekkid, omigod-I-think-the-whole-street-heard-us sex, sign me up for the mailing list! :D.
How long does this stuff take to grow back? 
:smack: Why wasn’t I able to figure out those clippers?
My new favorite word is mutilization, and its verb form, mutilize.
Tell him you shaved it off as a political protest…
No More Bush!
Eh, mutilation, mutilization, whatever :).
scott, in my experience it takes about 2-3 weeks to get to “normal.” I’m a chick, though; it might be different for guys.
To solve the problem of not having to suffer the prickles of it growing back, you simply re-shave every time you start to get a hint of the slightest prickle! Problem solved! wink
Well If you remember, there already was a thread full if great pubic grooming tips: