Yep. Got 'em right here on the table beside me.
Just came in from the hinterlands of far off China. (Or is that the far off hinterlands of China?) Ten pairs, still in their original box, all written on in genuine Chinese characters.
Oh, yeah, you ain’t never had such a thing.
Genuine handmade Yak Horn Chopsticks!
From real Yaks! Got a picture of one on the front of the box!
My son just brought them to me from . . . well, China, hinterlands, you know.
Now, that’s MPSIMS!
Eat your hearts out. With bamboo chopsticks, most likely! Hehehehehhe.