I have the Zathura

Last night I saw a Sneak Preview of Zathura.

Actually, and I am a teensy bit surprised to say this, I found it pretty good. Not terribly awesomely great, but all in all quite solid. The film avoids some of the major issues associated with other children’s films by simply using children to the exclusion of almost everyone else. There are only five characters in the whole darn movie:

Walter (age 10 going on 25), Danny (his kid brother), and his older sister (Lisa, who is exactly at that teen age when you sleep till 6 pm), his dad (Dad), and a stranded astronaut.

Dad: Time Robbins. Solid as always. Gives a very good impression of an overworked, just-divorced father trying to keep himself from smacking his annoying children into the next millenium.

Walter: I actually found his tiny little pride charming. I can exactly imagine little kids like him desperate to grow up and wanting to be so much older than they are.

Danny: He is annoying. But at the same time, he’s annoying in a very realistic way. It reminds me of my own kid brother, and the fights we used to have.

Lisa: Poor girl gets little screantime, but she doesn’t mess anything up. For what she gets, she’s believable and likable.

Dad: Poor Tim Robbins gets even less than Lisa. But that’s OK. Dad is the movie’s framework.

Astronaut: I have never heard of Dax Shepard before. Checking the IMDB, he seems to be bootstrapping himself up the Hollywood ladder - and pretty quickly, too. He’s not the greatest looker ever, but he has a certain rustic charm.

(Sadly, there was no Zathras. Poor Zathras.)

All in all, it’s certainly going to be better for the kids than the parents, but the parents won’t feel bored by the production. It hits just enough cliches to be familiar, but doesn’t go so overboard that they become strained and irritating. I admit, I didn’t like the ones I saw, but then, I am pretty hard on cliches. All in all, a decent family film, which is hard to come by.

Isn’t it basically Jumanji in space?

Interestingly, the original trailers downplayed the Jumanji connection, but then they realized people figured it out. So now it’s like, “Just like Jumanji…but in space!”

I also noticed in the 2nd round of trailers they left out the sister, now they are showing her more. I wonder if that’s to get more girls to go see it.

“Just like Jumanji” is not a good thing.

Yes, but…

In a sense, there are only four characters, since the astronaut is Walter.

I was deliberately not putting in any spoilers. Even in hiddent test. Yes, I know all about that. I got that very quickly; this is not a movie which tries to spring surprises on the audience at the last second.

gesundheit

I started a thread a while back about the sister. The first batch of trailers didn’t have her and the last one’s did. I was wondering if she’d been inserted after test-screening because of audience reaction to the father leaving the kids home alone.

Every time I see the name of this film, I start muttering about Zathras. I tell you, this movie is going to spark a Babylon 5 revival just because of its name.

:eek: I could have sworn from the previews that it was Zach Braff.

The first time I saw the promo, I thought it was French Stewart.

The original book takes notice of this fact, and feels no shame about it.

When I first saw the newspaper ad, with the house in mid-space, with a chunk of earth and a few tree roots dangling, I pictured some angry dad hollering, "Dagnabbit, son, I said dethatch the lawn, not detach it!"

I, alas, don’t think of Zathras when I hear the name of this movie; instead, I find myself calling it Zenthura. Thanks, Jen from Apprentice.

I have some ointment that’ll clear that up in no time.
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