[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
Keep a cool head.
You’ll be fine.
Bring good, or even better, trashy, books to the hospital with you.
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I was too doped up to read while in the hospital after the surgery. But tuesday night after most of the drugs had worn off, my wife had gone back to the hotel and I was alone in the room I read a few comic books I brought with me. At least until the pain returned and the nurse gave me more happy time drugs. Then I slept. I was in and out of it all day until this morning. I’m back home. Thanks for the well wishes, guys. It was less painful and stressful than I had imagined. But then I usually think of the worst.
But it was a bit scary when I didn’t know what to expect. Tuesday morning I reported in for the surgery. Which I have little memory of. I’m on a gurney being wheeled into the OR and the doctor is asking me these questions while the other guy is injecting some sleepy time juice in my IV. The doc tells me “Ok, you’re going to feel a slight tingle in your head, and then you’ll be asleep in about 30 seconds. Tell me, when is your birthday?”. I’m like “Thats easy…I don’t feel anything…are you sure this is working…my birthday is mar…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (hours later)…ZZZZzzzz…ch 19th, 19…HEY! What the hell happened to my NECK?”.
Seriously, it was like a time skip. One second I was talking, the next I woke up in recovery. Yes, it hurt like the dickens, but the nice nice drugs they gave me kept me loopy and feeling high. According to my wife I was singing or trying to for a few minutes. Whew.
One of vocal chords was smooshed by my oversized thyroid so my voice is hoarse and its not easy for me to speak loudly right now. They tell me it should heal up in a month or so. They gave me 2 weeks convalescence leave, so I guess I’ll be chilling for awhile. I have to go back next week for a follow up, though. If the left side was cancerous they’ll schedule ASAP surgery for the right side. At least I got a “tough guy” scar out of it.
The worst part was my throat hurt like it was sandpapered because of the breathing tube. But right now, the pain is minimal. (Percocet). I feel a bit nauseous from it, but otherwise I think I’m okay. I’m grateful to the hospital staff though. They took really good care of me for the last 2 days, though I’m glad to be home. The thing that hurt the most is when they removed the drainage tube from my neck. Wow, did that hurt. Only for a few seconds, but i yelped like a puppy, I’ll admit. All of you guys that told me it would be ok, thanks a lot. I appreciate it, since that helped me stay calm before the drugs. I’m not supposed to drive for a week or so because I can’t totally or even comfortably turn my head, but the swelling is going down.
The doctor says theres something like a 30% chance that the nodules were cancer. So if that is the case I guess i’ll be going through it again. As scary as that may seem, I’m just glad its something that is relatively easy to fix. My sister died from ovarian cancer so I’m not crazy about the idea of cancer at all. But at least now I know what to expect from the surgery. It is a wierd sensation though, to have it done though. It literally felt like I blinked and it was over. If not for the discomfort and scar I’d think nothing happened in that time period at all. Considering how close to normal I feel now though, I have a new empathy for anyone having any other kind of more serious surgery done. It wasn’t fun, but at least it wasn’t a nightmare.
Again, thanks for the advice and well wishes guys. The sad part now is I can’t drink the beer in the fridge while I’m on percocet. 