…and I am stuck on a long call. I can’t get this guy to shut up.
Just thought you might want to share my pain.
Plus, I heard that holding it can make it difficult to attain an erection or even become arounsed.
DAMN!!!
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Yes, I constantly find myself not becoming arounsed at all lately. Maybe it’s because I hold it too much.
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy
You know, this was something that you just had to share with the rest of us. Couldn’t have made it through the evening without knowing that someone out there had to “piss like a racehorse”! And thanks for the detail about your arounsal. Best wishes to you on that front.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that feels
better…
Thanks for your concern, yosemite. You’re such a babe.
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Well, the thread title cracked me up, but I’m easily amused. At least, that’s what people keep telling me.
Personally, I am going to shit like a grizzly bear now.
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
I’d always heard:
“I gotta piss like a Russian
racehorse.”
My personal preference is:
“I gotta race like a rushing
pisshorse.”
{{{Yes, I constantly find myself not becoming arounsed at all lately. Maybe it’s because I hold it too much.}}}—Ophy
What are you trying to say, Ophy?
–Kalél
TheHungerSite.com
“If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.”
“Well, there was that thing with the Cheese-Wiz…but I’m feeling much better now!” – John Astin, Night Court
My wife uses the variant, ‘I’ve gotta pee like a racehorse.’ I’ve drawn dagger looks by responding, “You mean: standing up, in the middle of a pasture?” 
Why not just get a cup & pee into it or take the phone into the bathroom??
Originally posted by handy:
Why not just get a cup & pee into it or take the phone into the bathroom??
Also, did anyone notice he is writing on the board at the same time he has to pee & listen to that guy? Hmmmm.
“I must urinate like a thoroughbread.”
You could just say to the person, “Dude. I have to urinate. Hold on a minute.” That’s what I usually do. Or if he just keeps yakking away, put down the phone and just go. He might still be talking when you get back.
“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry
Are you a turtle?
ROFLMAO!!! I’m sorry, really I am. But this is so FUNNY! I’ve been known to do the ‘peepee dance’ myself, but I don’t generally advertise it to the world when I do. Thanks, guys! I needed something to laugh about! snifff I love ya, man!sniff
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Try saying “You mean, on all fours in the middle of a pasture?” See if the reaction you get is any better.
Uh, excuse me. I’ll be back in just a minute. Guess what I have to do?
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
neuro-trash grrrl:
Um … you have to dump ballast like a high-speed equine?
I find Lexicon’s comment especially amusing as there is currently a successful race horse, a sprinter, named “Lexicon.” He’s made several hundred grand at the track, and was so graceless as to beat my friend’s best horse in a $250,000 race last fall. I lost $10 on that bet, damm
Oh, and by the way…he’s a gelding.
::::chuckle chuckle chuckle::::
Teaching: The ultimate birth control method.
Ha, ha. Very funny.
Just what are you insinuating?!
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Just do what I do.
Get a portable phone, and piss or dump while talking on the phone!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Do what I do, think sexy thoughts, get an erection. You won’t want to pee.
In the woods?
NTG - I’ll try it! She probably won’t be any happier with it, but hey, that’s half the fun.
Anybody else find this ironic? 